I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Randomize
