On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im six kinds of drunk right now
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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