I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
