Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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