Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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