And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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