Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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