Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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