Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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