I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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