You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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