You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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