Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
