Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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