your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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