Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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