I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
