I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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