Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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