words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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