I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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