I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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