I hate all girls vehemently.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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