I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Drunk is a universal language darling
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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