Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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