my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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