I swear she didn't look like that last week.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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