I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
BRING THE BAGELS
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He did a backflip because drugs
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
