I wish I could teleport
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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