I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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