yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
