So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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