Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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