return my video game
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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