If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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