Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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