Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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