Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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