I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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