What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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