READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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