I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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