Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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