we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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