He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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