Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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