Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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