508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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