thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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