no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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