Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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