Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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