party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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