Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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