We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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