jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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