so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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